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Welcome to 'A Frample', a confused tangle of columns, prose poems and lyrics. It's not so much a blog as an online folder, lying somewhere between a drawer and the bin.


Feeling a bit under the leather?

 


A little while back, while volunteering at our small local museum, a young family from abroad were intrigued by an exhibit, the likes of which they had never seen before.

It was a strip of leather, with a shaped grip at one end and two prongs at the other.  We know it as the ‘tawse’.

I’d also not long finished Nanzie McLeod’s book, ‘Tales from the East Neuk’, where, in one chapter, she describes the over-use of the ‘tawse’ and one teacher’s over-enthusiastic application of it. It was actually a disturbing passage from a time where if a child asked to go to the toilet, he or she would be permitted, but would be ‘belted’ on return. The option was to wet yourself and be spared the leather but then endure the humiliation of your classmates watching you mop up your own puddle.

So a few days later there I was explaining to visitors, from a different country and generation, how this ‘tawse’ was used to punish children and was a common teaching accessory across Scotland, only finally being banned in 1987.

Like most boys, and some girls, I was belted at school. I wasn’t a frequent victim of the punishment and, in my era, there were some who competed for the highest tally as a masochistic badge of honour.

My mother had been belted at school for ‘talking’ when it actually had not been her. The pupil code of honour meant you could not incriminate a classmate, not that it probably would have done any good, so she took her punishment and, while the pain would have quickly subsided, the injustice endured for the rest of her days.

I could sympathise with that. Even though I could accept that most of the times I was belted I had, according to the rules of the day, deserved it, my lingering personal memory is the one unjust belting I received

Sitting quietly in class, the lad behind me, who I believe had watched an episode of the Man from UNCLE the evening before, decided to practise a Napoleon Solo karate chop on me. My bare, unprepared neck suddenly took the full force of the side of my classmate’s hand. I still remember the pins and needles that went through my head and spine, all the way down to my toes, and the black mist that blurred my eyes. The unexpected blow pushed me forward and I squealed in pain.

What was equally unexpected was the lesson that came with this unprovoked attack. Apparently uttering any sound when subjected to a full-force martial arts blow qualifies as academic insolence. So with shaky knees, blurred vision, and tingling from teeth to toe, I was yanked out in front of the class, the tawse was removed from its tin box home, and I was given ‘two of the best’, screamed at, and shoved back into my seat.

It was an unfair punishment, but I saw many of these. Some linger as disturbing memories and while many of my age will have similar tales to tell, even as a young child there seemed something seriously wrong with a grown adult attacking as child with a strip of thick leather.

At my primary school you were spared the tawse until primary three, after that you were fair game for a good leathering. So, by my reckoning, that would have been ages seven and upwards.  Without judging the overall rights and wrongs of corporal punishment, in that era there was a case to be made for the belt being used to curb bad or dangerous behaviour, but then there were areas where you just have to ask, “What sort of adult could justify inflicting pain on a child for THAT?”

Needing to go to the toilet as described in Nanzie McLeod’s book, certainly falls into that category, as does, ‘in my book’ failing to salute your teacher if you saw them outwith school.

These two example are just bizarre acts of cruelty and self-importance, but there was one more instance, commonly accepted, where the belt was widely wielded and seen as completely justified, and that was in academic performance.

In my school days, it was humiliating enough for children to be seated according to their abilities, there was the zone of terror associated with being ‘bottom of the class’ and the teacher’s pets who occupied the lofty heights of being ‘top of the class’.

I endured neither of these pressures, being safely ensconced in the middle rankings, but even as children we all felt there was something just not right about that ‘bottom of the class’ ranking. It wasn’t a revolving role, those that occupied those handful of seats rarely moved, and the tenant of that lowliest of desks was usually a permanent resident.

As we moved into primary seven, around 40 of us, our teacher saw the belt not just as a means of punishment but as a vital teaching aid, one that could improve every aspect of your academic ability. It was a cure for dyslexia; it improved your understanding of arithmetic; it could help you spell; it could help you write quickly in dictation tests... 

Where teaching failed and ability was restricted, the solution was to inflict as much physical pain as you legally could on a child, then it would all be good.

To this day, I firmly believe that ‘Miss’ who stood in front of us should have been thrown out the profession, charged with assault, and a restraining order imposed so she was never allowed near a child again.

Harsh?  I don’t think so. And I rest my case on the Friday when all but one of us sat in silence and realised that what was unfolding in front of our impressionable eyes was not just wrong, but cruel and demented.

Friday mornings became our academic judgement day. We had a string of tests that began with mental arithmetic, followed by spelling, then dictation (rapid long hand with correct punctuation and spelling), then ‘problems’.

A certain number of mistakes saw you being given extra class work as punishment. More sums to do, correcting each spelling mistake by writing it correctly ten times, being given extra dictation and extra homework etc.

Somewhere in her warped perception of the world, Miss decided it would be an inspiring spectacle for the rest of us if the worst performer in the class in each of these subjects was belted – given a damn good thrashing.

Now, let’s call him ‘Mossy’. He was a gentle wee soul, polite, always spotlessly turned out, friendly, and a hard worker who always did as he was told. But try as he might, and he did try, academically he needed help and support. He needed one-to-one teaching, an adult whipping him with leather was not going to help. We all knew that, except Miss.

So this one Friday, Mossy flunked his metal arithmetic test badly, as he always did but instead of being given extra sums, he was pulled out from behind his bottom-of-the-class desk, and with his wee hand outstretched received four, or possibly six, of the best, along with a good screaming from Miss about how stupid he was.

Sobbing, he was shoved back into his seat, told to stop his snivelling, and the rest of us were given a lecture on what would happen to us if we performed as badly as Mossy.

It was a horrible sight to witness and created an atmosphere, not of fear because those at the top end of the classroom knew they were never going to face that level of punishment, ever. I remember it more of an unsettling mood; without speaking we had witnessed something that was very wrong.

Then we moved on to the spelling test.

I remember I got a few wrong but Mossy failed miserably. And with tear stains on his face and his hand bright red from the last belting, he was again positioned in front of us and, crying with so much pain, he took another thrashing as the tawse repeatedly came thundering down on him.

This just didn’t make sense, and I don’t know if Miss, having made her threats at the start of this Friday morning felt she had no option but to continue this bizarre academic lesson.

Dictation was up next, and that was a subject us middle-rankers had previously been screamed at over our performance. I still don’t really understand its merit in a primary curriculum. In a shorthand course, yes, but to have a teacher read out a passage and you try and take it down in long hand, with no spelling or punctuation mistakes is a challenge. If you struggled with a word, you would drop behind and forget what had been said. There was always a chance you could submit a nearly blank page for marking. That had happened in the past to Mossy, and it happened again.

So for a third time, this wee lad, shouted at, insulted  and pulled in front of the class, was expected to take another belting.

By now he was sobbing uncontrollably and, refusing to hold out his hand, he stuttered, “No Miss, no, I’m no’ taking the belt again. I’m going home and tellin’ my mum and dad...”

At that he made for the classroom door and had just got his hand on the handle when Miss grabbed him. She started slapping him around the head so hard that he ended up on the floor. By now she was apoplectic and dragged him out the classroom. In the corridor outside we could hear her screeches and his sobs while the whacks continued. Then he was apparently hauled up to the headmaster and, I believe on account of his insolence, he was sent home.

Miss returned to an unusually silent class. I have no recollection of anyone speaking at all, certainly an unusual phenomenon when a teacher wasn’t present. It was as if we all knew we had been witness to something unnatural.

I’m not sure but I think because of the beltings and Mossy’s departure from school, we weren’t given our problems’ test that Friday. That was a relief to all of us.

Did that mark the end of the beltings, or the Friday nightmares? No, of course not, though I don’t recall them ever being so uncontrolled again. Mossy was back at school that Monday and life went on much as before with Miss sitting at her desk sucking on a boiling while her belt lay coiled in that tin before her.

I don’t know the long-term effect all these thrashings had on Mossy but they had a profound effect on me.

When the next visitor to the museum asks about the ‘tawse’ I won’t share this tale, but it shouldn’t be forgotten. Lessons were certainly learned with all those beltings from the tawse but the most important ones concern those hands that gripped it, not those who waited to feel it.


Picture: Examples of the tawse, made in Lochgelly. An exhibit in the Abbot House, Dunfermline. The painting is 'The Dominie Functions' (1826) by George Harvey (1806-1876). The image was composed by Kim Traynor.

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